The Office

Quotes (and tidbits) of the Week

"If these walls could talk, they would say, ‘This is a magical place. You are safe here. We are talking walls. We’re not going to eat you.’ ”
--Michael

“Cookie, Kevin, cookie.”
--Michael

Visuals to ponder:
*Dwight in a wife-beater*
*Kelly dancing*

(After being smacked in the head by Dwight during YMCA at Cafe Disco),

“Owwww. Hey, come on, man. That’s not even a Y.”

--Michael

Audio to ponder:
Dwight’s laugh after paying the secretary to say, “I won an art contest!”