One never knows when a ninja bodyguard will be needed.
That’s why I have two.
No one will ever sneak up behind me in the forest…
or on a train
(because there are some unsavory characters lurking on trains)
and especially in a Haunted Creek, rife with creek creatures.
Take that, riffraff—I’ve got ninjas in my backseat.
Happy Halloweek!
