The Office

Quote of the Week

(Train whistle) "I just got a new account. The gentlemen's club in Carbondale is called...Curves. I went by there the other day, saw some of the women walking int here. Not really my cup of tea. Actually, Kevin, you might like it."

--Michael

Michael: "What is that smell, do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulphur deposit under here? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps."

Dwight: "Michael, it's Phyllis."

Michael: "Nah, this is geological."

"It's not cuz of the smell. I'm just expecting a nosebleed."

--Andy, with a tissue in his nose