School is in session! (Editor’s Note: School has been in session for almost two months now and yes, the author of this article should receive the boot for missing her deadline, but considering the lack of compensation for our writers, we take who we can get.)
Our Family Features reporter recently sat down with Kindergarten student, Bennett Cox, for this exclusive First Day of School Eve interview.
FER: Bennett, thank you for sharing this highly-anticipated night with us! You must be so excited for the beginning of school tomorrow! Tell me, what is it you’re most looking forward to?
BC: Learning and…playing. Recess.
FER: So you’ve obviously heard all about the magical thing called recess. Kindergarteners worldwide love it. What else do soon-to-be students such as yourself enjoy?
BC: Go Fish, making things, collecting bugs, riding my bike, looking at my scrapes
FER: Ah, scrapes. Yes, I hear you want to be a doctor. What else would you like to be when you grow up?
BC: A guy who works with dogs or a builder or…a professional bike rider.
FER: Sounds very…safe. Perhaps you could make enough money in all those professions to send your favorite person on a really great vacation? Speaking of, who is your favorite person?
BC: (After MUCH hesitation) Daddy
FER: Oh. Never mind, then. Where is YOUR favorite place to go?
BC: Disneyland.
FER: Ah, good choice. You’re very luck to have such a cool MOM (and dad) who takes you there every year. That’s a great memory. What’s your favorite memory from this summer?
BC: Fireworks
FER: Ooohhh…good times. You’re definitely lucky to have such an excellent MOM (and dad) who know the best fireworks spots. And, if I might add, you’re very fortunate to have such an awesome MOM who feeds that belly every day. While we’re on the subject, what is your favorite food?
BC: Ummmm…pizza or macaroni and cheese
FER: I imagine that’s very popular among your age group. What’s your favorite TV show?
BC: Wild Kratts
FER: Any favorite movies?
BC: Despicable Me and maybe Kung Fu Panda?
FER: I know you like to listen to music with your WAY COOL MOM—what are your favorite songs?
BC: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Bayloaf 4 songs. Uprising. (Editor’s Note: BC’s music preferences in no way reflect those of his UTTERLY AMAZING MOM)
FER: Well, Bennett, thank you for your time and good luck with school. We’ll leave our readers with a few more of your responses. And remember, moms are cool!
FAVORITE THING TO DO AT HOME: Play outside
FAVORITE BOOK: All superhero books and comics
FAVORITE THING TO DO WITH MOM: Go places with her and go for walks
FAVORITE THING TO DO WITH DAD: Listen to his band
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? Daddy having a day off. And races—I’m happy about that.
WHAT PET WOULD YOU LIKE BESIDES YOUR TWO CATS?: Draco lizard
DO YOU LIKE TO KISS GIRLS? No, that’s gross. (Editor’s Note: For now)
1 comment:
What a studly kindergartner! I really dig the tie. I was picturing pants to his rib cages,tube socks to his knees, you know all of the typical "uniform" stereotypes. I must say, he fits none of those descriptions. Oh, and being that Miles is a viking, he should find a girl named Helga. How fitting. : )
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