Parachute-ism

Study the picture, then carefully choose from the options below.

Emily is:*

A) Surprised

B) Experimenting with Crazy Eyes

C) Shooting lasers from her eyes

D) Star struck

Now, read the outline of events below and rethink your answer:

1. Three Mature Parachute Groupies (Rebecca, Shannon, Emily)

and one Mature Soon-to-be Parachute Convert (Heather)  go to concert

2.  The concert is—no surprise—fantastic, exactly what the Groupies have come to expect from the boys of Parachute.

3.  After the final song,  Groupies buy t-shirts to outwardly manifest their love.

4. They consider the night a wild success and head to the car, all ringing ears and laughter.

5. They walk past Kit.

Rebecca, a.k.a Shoulda Been Paparazzi, points him out.

6. Shannon freezes, becomes Star Struck Victim #1. In small, barely audible voice asks very politely for picture.

7.  Groupies learn that Kit is, hands-down, one of the nicest guys ever. (Though you would think him very frightening, judging from the gap Emily left.  In all fairness, she was going to help with the camera…)

8. Groupies walk outside, all ringing ears, laughter and giddiness, overjoyed with their celebrity encounter.

9. Shoulda Been Paparazzi stops, stage-whispers, “Hey guys, it’s Will!!”

10. Emily freezes. GIRL DOWN!

Star Struck Victim #2.

11. Shoulda Been asks for picture. Emily says nothing, but her expression screams it all.

11. Heather gets a smile and shoulder touch from the Hand of Will, instantly transforms into newest Parachute Convert.

12.  Groupies learn that, not only are the boys of Parachute talented, they’re just plain NICE.

13. Groupies trot off, drive home jamming to ‘Chute, and try to remember they’re mature.

 

*Answer to multiple choice question: D