Bosom Buddies

Our deposits are paid and the staff has been warned.

We’re one year closer to

The Charleston.

(Especially three of my good lady friends.)

It may look like a peaceful retirement home now, but you just wait…

Club Charleston

opens 2061.

It will be less of this

and more of this

Not so much this

or this

but this

None of these:

but definitely these—granny pannies (yes, I know it’s not spelled that way, but I hate that word)

signed by Justin Timberlake and Will Anderson.

Not much of this:

but a bit of this

and this:

Absolutely none of this:

But Club Charleston will be filled with this:

Who’s excited to get old?

Holla!

(Happy Birthday, dearies…)