Skillllllzzzzz

Skills I have acquired since becoming a mother to boys:

1. The proper folding of Bakugons

2. How to make the appropriate action sounds

3. How to follow play by play of video games and other action adventures

4. How to discern smells

5. How to quickly rid a car of unsavory smells

6. All the different uses for a bunk beds

7. Fort building and bedroom fortification

8. Aerodynamics

9. The UN-importance of fashion

10. Good guys versus bad guys and all their alter egos, as well as their secret lairs

11. Dirt Eradication

12. How to raise dragons,  snakes, and other reptiles/amphibians

13. How to tame wild animals

14. The proper storage of weapons and proximity to enemy threat

15. How to spot boy tracks