The happiest, merriest, most magical place on Earth is _____________________.
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Clues #1-5:
Clue #6:
You can do a whole lot of walking in one day, even more in five.
(Approx. 12 miles per day, according to our resident runner…)
Clue #7:
It takes lots of planning to see everything in this magical little world.
Clue #8:
This mystery place can instantly create this face:
or this face if one spends too many hours within its gates walking those 12 miles.
Clue #9:
If you go with the Taylor family, it’s even more magical and includes little fairies that whisk things away to your exclusive VIP room.
Clue #10:
Katie is a little too happy to use her ________________________ hands.
Clue #11:
You can leave your one year old in ___________ Town and he will be cared for by cartoons…or nice men who remind you to collect your personal belongings before leaving the state.
Clue #12:
According to the “other single rider”, this happy little place has a hidden store devoted to selling therapeutic baby dolls.
(All I have to say to her, Nicole, is _______________ Jerry.)
Clue #13:
Some husbands are in such a hurry to get to the this shiny little place, they leave their wives behind.
Clue #14:
Being here makes people so giddy, they start to wonder if they’re so happy they’re __ __ __. And there are tests for this condition, apparently.
Clue #15:
Singing princesses can lure even the most masculine of men.
Clue #16:
Fountains, ducks and toys seem more magical here.
Clue #17:
All one needs is a refreshing late afternoon pickle.
Clue #18:
This secret location holds magical powers and you can take them home with you.
Clue #19:
Meals can be eaten in the dark, surrounded by scurvy pirates and Nancy, who has embraced the Spirit of happiness and the 10-year- old Cobb salad. (Thank you, Nancy, thank you. No, really, thank you.)
Clue #20:
It can make you feel like a new person….or animal….or teapot.
(That’s for you, Katie.)
Clue #21:
It can make you feel tickly,
(exposed, if you’re Nicole)
dizzy,
drenched,
worn out,
sometimes terrified (leaving Bennett asking questions like “Is it fast? Does it drop? Does it have hills? before every subsequent ride…)
colorful,
but most of all, it makes everyone very, very
happy.
Because it’s Disneyland.




















