Motherhood in Eight Commonly Used Phrases
"Wash your hands....with SOAP!"
"I'm not listening until you stop whining."
"What, Bennett? What, Bennett? What, Bennett? (Repeated thirty to forty times per minute in response to "Hey, Mom!")
"Do you need to go potty? No? You look like you need to."
"Oh, really? Wow!"
(Also repeated thirty to forty times per minute in response to outrageous stories related with much enthusiasm.)
"You're hungry AGAIN?"
"I said in a minute and it hasn't been a minute yet."
"Love you. Good Night."
"Do you need to go potty? No? You look like you need to."
"Oh, really? Wow!" (Also repeated thirty to forty times per minute in response to outrageous stories related with much enthusiasm.)
"You're hungry AGAIN?"
"I said in a minute and it hasn't been a minute yet."
Happy Mother's Day!
3 comments:
The last picture is priceless! Happy mother's day to you!!!
The last picture is priceless! Happy mother's day to you!!!
Cheers to all! You need to write a "What to expect to say repeatedly when you have children" book.
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