The Office

Quote(s) of the Week

"In nature, there is something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark and the little shark eats the littler shark and so on and so on and so on until you get down to the single-cell shark. So now, replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business."

--Michael Scarn

"Ohhh, Vietnam, I hear it's lovely."

--Michael Scarn

"No....no, no, no, no, no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying that Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying I'm not hot, because obviously, I'm not as hot as Hillary Swank."

--Kelly