Fun-nay

(From Dear Blank, Please Blank)

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5:00.

Sincerely, Unicorns

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma.

Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know , let's Yahoo it..." Just sayin’.

Sincerely,  Google

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?

Sincerely, 1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,  That little triangle

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that door for both of us.

Sincerely,  Jack

P.S. You let go.

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

Dear jsld;jafsdj;fj;s,

Please as;lkjdsfjjkdk.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

Dear Skin-Colored Band-Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,  Black people

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco...

Sincerely,  The United States

(Would’ve been funnier last week….)

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely,  Parents Everywhere

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely,  Superman

Dear customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,

You're the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely,  Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,  Alcohol

Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely, Native Americans

Dear Buffy,

We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.

Sincerely, Anonymous.

Dear Waldo,

Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.

Sincerely, H. Potter

Dear Fork,

I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.

Sincerely, Spoon

Dear Taylor Swift,

If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

Sincerely,  Shakespeare

Dear Amish,

You shouldn't be reading this.

Sincerely, Anonymous